I didt get this joke, its bugging me?

Question

George W Bush is having a conversation on the phone with some former presidents. president bush asks george washingthon, how can i be a better president to make the country better? george washinghton says dont lie. george bush says its too late to do that then he calls thomas jefferson and asks how can i make the country better? jefferson says learn to read or write president bush says its too late for that let me call abraham lincholn. when president bush called abraham licholn he asked how can i make the countrey better? Aberaham Lincholn says yea, go to a theatere.

Answer 1

lincoln was assassinated in a theater.  he is suggesting that gwb cannot possibly be a president, and that he should just get himself killed.

Answer 2

lincoln got shot and killed in a threatre

Answer 3

now thats funny but reallly i don't think bush is as stupid as they make him seem. he is the president must have something up there

Answer 4

hahahhahaha this is hilarious. okay, abe lincoln was assassinated in a theater. when bush asks him what he should do, lincoln replies, go to the theater. this implies that he wants bush to die, making the joke's punch line that this country would be better off without bush.

thanks for sharing that haha

Answer 5

abe told him to make the country better u have to die

Answer 6

Yes he should go there.Definitely.

Answer 7

There's more: he asked Reagan how he can become a better president. Reagan replied: "hey Bonzo, go to bed!".

Answer 8

Ha ha i love it yes he was S H O T in the head