A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are
getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him
that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but,
not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he
will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that
they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and
wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the
conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to
impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his
Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has s*x with them
all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that
they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first
try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He
drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good
measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing
round. Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them
up, and drive them out to the woods He spends all day sha**ing
the sheep and upon returning home, falls knackered into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to
look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him
if the sheep are lying in the grass.
'No,' she says, 'they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them
is beeping the horn.'
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