I do not want to go to school tomorow how can i throw up or let myself not go?

Question

if yall know how to get yourself sick please that would help

Answer 1

you need help       you should not dread school.  think positively like"another day to get the best education I can get without anything slowing me down so I can be the best I can be!"

think of it that way

Answer 2

The only way to make yourself sick or force a throw up is to knowingly eat spoiled food [I suggest you DO NOT, do this.. food poisoning is a dangerous *****..] , or, shove your fingers down your throat so you vomit. Then all you gotta' do is fake a few coughs and you're home free.

If your parents really trust you enough you could just fake a cold, say you have a headache and force some coughs, act like you're dizzy.

It's easier to just tell your parents why you don't want to go, though. If you want to fake sick just for a day off, that's pretty dumb..we all would rather stay in bed instead, but you should suck it up and go if there isn't a serious reason not to go.

If there's an underlying issue to it all it's better to talk it out and deal with it NOW, because even if you fake sick for a while, you gotta' go eventually.

Answer 3

Tomorrow is Sunday and the next day is Labor Day, it should be a school holiday for you. So, you actually have two whole days to make yourself throw up. I am sorry school is so bad you actually want to be sick.What is wrong and what can you do to make it better? Sometimes talking to the right person(maybe your mom or dad?) can  help. Remember, school doesn't last forever, it only seems that way. You can get through this. Its not worth getting sick over. Good luck.

Answer 4

you should go to the first day of school...

but if you really dont want to... pretend you are sick and then tell your parents to bring a thermometer... while they go out the room take a lamp and put it under your sheets... turn the lamp on... when she gives you thermometer... the light should be hotter than your body temperature... shove the theremometer in there and feel it once in a while... always make sure its just a little warmer than your hands are lol

thay'll probably freak her out though :)

P.S. i messed up once and it said like 132 degrees farenheit

my mom almost had heart failure 0.0

Answer 5

Well, If You Don't Actually Want To Throw Up, But Want To Pretend ToBe Sick, Eat A Carrot, But don't Swallow It, Then Drink Some Orange Juice, But Don't Swallow The Juice, Then All You Gotta' Do Is Spit It All Out And It Looks Like Sick!

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Answer 6

whenever i see someone else throw up i get sick so yeah but just fake it that will be wayyyy easier

Answer 7

Getting yourself sick can turn into a deadly disease! Is that what you really want? How about trying to fix the real problem? Talk to someone you trust who can help you with what you really need. Don't make yourself sick!!!!!

Answer 8

ok well i did this once but its very dangerous ok to throwup just stick your finger up your mouth deeper and deeper until u throw up make sure u ate so u can throw up the food!

Answer 9

yeah that seems  to be a decent way to make yourself seem "sick" your could just fake it if your parent if yours thermometer to check your temp you can stick the silver part in water will go up to like 101-102 degrees

Answer 10

not going to school would be a VERY bad idea!!!

if its the first day of school!

then you should DEFINITELY go. for suree.

even if its not, if you dont have a real reason for not going!!

then GO TO SCHOOL!!

being absent is actually WORSE than going to school!

because it means MORE homework the next day!!

&& you DONT want that!!!

just pls go to school!!

kk?

Answer 11

eat a lot of food and then spin around really fast for a while.

but seriously, you should maybe just go to school..it can't possibly be THAT bad.