I don't get Chuck Norris jokes? Help

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I don't get Chuck Norris jokes? Help

Answer 1

Neither do I, they are pretty lame.

Answer 2

All you need to know is that Chuck Norris is about the whitest guy you will meet, yet he is a black belt in some form of martial arts. He is also an actor...a FAILURE of an actor, that is. He currently stars in "Walker, Texas Ranger," and he once had an animated show that was just plain awful...it was like some Hawaiian Tae-Kwon-Do s****.-Doo rip-off...

Need any more info? Just wikipedia his name, you'll get everything.

heheheeh chuck norris. His name is funny enough.

Also, as weird as it sounds, he is a popular item of discussion on WOW...it's kind of funny how often he comes up

Answer 3

What's not to get. Most people think chuck norris is the all-powerful industructible man that can do the impossible...such as, Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. This funny because it is not possible to slam a Revolving door.

Answer 4

Chuck Norris jokes are funny cause they all tell about him doing impossible things and he's not even all that amazing in real life. A couple good ones are:

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he does earth-downs.

Kids check under their beds for the boogeyman, the boogeyman checks under his bed for chuck norris

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter!

Answer 5

there's nothing to really get about them. they usually entail chuck norris doing impossible feats or something entailing just how bada$$ he is.

they were going to put chuck norris's face on mount rushmore. too bad there's no stone strong enough to make his beard!

just do a google on chuck norris jokes. there's a ton of them! they're not supposed to make sense. it's more of a "look what i can do!" type thing except for it's all about chuck norris. he's a funny guy. he rocks that full beard like it's nothing. i'm sure he'd rock a mullet too if he had one back in the day.  

Answer 6

It's not your fault. most of them aren't funny

Answer 7

I'm wit you.  If Chuck Norris stuff is funny because of his incredible feats, then what about Spider Man and Super Man and Gunky Man and the Incredible Bulk and Flash Man and Wondrous Woman and Bad Girl and, and......

Answer 8

chuck norris gave birth to the total gym.

Answer 9

well also have you ever watched texas ranger he drives a truck in every show. but in real life he can not drive at all. lol he has a stunt dubble to drive for him in the show, now that funny, and if you watch the show keep in mind the show was film about 15 years ago, he is old and all wrinkled up now.

Answer 10

CHuck nORRIS IS AN ACTOR IN CHEESY action movies.

So people made jokes about it like CHuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

or Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice!