I don't get the world's oldest joke?

Question

today yahoo.com had a little article saying the world's oldest joke goes like this: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not f**t in her husband's lap".

I don't get it?

Answer 1

That's because you f**t in your old mans lap...

Answer 2

first all i dont get and second the world oldest joke are not funny, maybe they were funny back then when they used long words and before maybe a women was supposed to sit on her husbands lap and f**t and maybe one didnt and that was supposed to be funny. see how it isnt?

Answer 3

i dont get it either  

Answer 4

mean niether

Answer 5

idk

Answer 6

Mean either its prberly too old for our generation to understand lol

Answer 7

i don`t get it either , so i won`t order it again .

it`s a bit like :

q; what`s the difference between a horse ?

A :  one of it`s legs is both the same

hey , let`s start a zany joke site !!

regards  tony.d in uk