I don't have any good comebacks.?

Question

I really need help -- people dis me for fun and I just have to stand there because I can't think of any CLEAN comebacks. We dis each other in a friendly just for fun way,, and I never get to join in on the fun. Please help -- just give me a few and an example conversation. Thanks a million.

Answer 1

Awwww, that's so sad.  ...You used to be funny.

O.K., wait.  Try saying that with a French accent.  ...Maybe, that would make it funny.

I'm gonna tell your parole officer you're making trouble again.

O.K., tease me one more time and... that would make it twice in the last minute.

You wouldn't say that to me if I were rich.  ...And, I paid you not to.

If I were a 600 pound gorilla I'd rip your head off and use it as my fruit bowl.

You know, you could make a lot of money as a comedy writer ...if you were funny.

Do you know what the difference between SHAME and LAME is?  ...Nothing much in YOUR case.

You know, people like you really aren't people.

Did you hang out with Brittany Spears when you were in rehab?

How long have you had that speech impediment?

Hasn't your therapist cleared you yet to start acting normal?

You should check with your therapist.  Maybe you need a stronger prescription for your STUPID condition.

Eeeewww!  Is ...is ...your STUPID condition ...contagious?!

Is that you ...or your meds ...doing the talking?

You know... every time you open your mouth, all I hear is STUPID come out.

O.K.  Listen you.  I'm only going to say this once.  ...No many how many times you ask, (insert name of a weird teacher), he/she is not going to marry you.

Have you been eating the paste again?

Have you stopped kissing your sister?  How about your brother?

Answer 2

sometimes rather than waiting or anticipate ur frens to dis u u can dis them first.. find watever they may be sad/angry about.. just like how u felt

u can try but be warned tat they may turn their backs on u.. clean or unclean  

Answer 3

depending on wat ur freinds/pplz say

but um try this one bit long but jus say to some 1

wats the diffrence between u and a mosquito? when u slap a mosquito it stops sucking.

omg wats the disgusting thing on ur neck. oh nvm jus ur head

but depends on wat they say really well good luck

Answer 4

well what kind of stuff do they say. tell me an example then i'll give you an example