I don't know if it's been asked befores, so........?

Question

To travel on Virgin Trains, does one need to be of 'that' status?

Oh, and what happens to you if you lie?

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Thank you.

Answer 1

LOL!!!

Answer 2

Well the seats are usually occupied, so I'd say most all aboard are either lying or are hoping this is the last day they'll meet the criteria to ride.

Answer 3

Yes, or else they "deflower" you at the station before boarding.

Answer 4

yes... yes it does and to travel by national express coaches you have to be easy, and to shop at kwik save you have to be cheap and always open! LOL

Answer 5

if they find out you lie... the will visciously steal your ticket to the v club and swap it to a graet western branch line ticket...one you'll never use... i know... thats how i was born so i'm told

Answer 6

Yes. I do please dont tell .

Answer 7

They never chucked me off !!!!!!!!!!!!!  Maybe you just have to look virginal !!!

Answer 8

that would be like the virgin islands. do you have to be a virgin to vacation on the virgin island......

the purpose of the virgin trains is for the conductor can be surrounded by all these virgins.. he loves a fresh piece of pink steak... and nothing like popping the cherry with it...

OK when i was a teenage.. when  a chick had s*x for the first time it was called popping her cherry when she lost her virginity for the first time.....

so anyway the purpose of a virgin train is for women to loose their virginity... and as for a man.. who is a virgin...well life sucks for you.... and go find a dog...

h**l ya....

oh and the virgin islands.... hmmmm not so sure about that one..

wait that is for born again virgins...

Answer 9

Yes, I had an ACTUAL non-virgin friend who tried to go on Virgin Trains with me (I'm a virgin). We didn't know it was a specialized service for a specialize group so when the conductor asked if he was a virgin and he answered 'no', the conductor slap him across the face with a trout.

Answer 10

yes, you do have to be a virgin.... its  company policy, that you get your virginity taken en-route by a 25 stone garlic eating fishy lady ticket inspector...