I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I?

Question

I don't pretend to have all the answers. I don't pretend to even know what the questions are. Hey, where am I?

Answer 1

according to your avatar, you're under my bed. did i leave enough snacks under there? here's some more.

*tosses you popcorn*

Answer 2

yahoo h**l.

Answer 3

youre inside the real you, and we love you for that.

Answer 4

in others dreams....

Answer 5

Y!A where am i?

Answer 6

Ehhhh -_-

Answer 7

You are probably sitting at your computer.

Answer 8

Pretending to know all the answers and sharing misinformed views that are poorly thought out and often dangerous is key to becoming a valued member of the Answers community. Otherwise you're just points gaming.

Answer 9

You're neither here nor there, maybe a little over there, but definitely not under that.  Potentially, you may be to the left of this.

Answer 10

Don't know, but LOVE the avatar!

Answer 11

I was told that you were under my bed and that gave me nightmares. So, because I'm skeered of you, you being under my bed makes me want to sleep in another room.  Lucky for me, I only have one bed in the apartment.

Answer 12

I don't really worry about answers.  I worry about bodies.

Bodies are troublesome.

Answer 13

<-------- You are Between Here and There -------->

Answer 14

Well, wherever you are, we are stuck in the same place. I think that it's some sort of purgatory .

Answer 15

let me guess yahoo answers

Answer 16

The White House

Answer 17

In the Egyptian Pyramids selling copies of Debbie does Dallas

Answer 18

your sitting at your computer.

i know this because im staring at yout from the window.

Answer 19

you are carbon molecules fused together on a planet

Answer 20

Faking like I knew what I was doing got me this far in life. I don't have real answers either. I just want people to enjoy life for a while...

Answer 21

Jack handey!

Answer 22

i dont know you tell me

Answer 23

I can almost see your niblets.

Answer 24

wow i like your style i wish i could pretend to know all the answers too lol i just pretend to care you then i do so you are here

Answer 25

Under my bed.  Mind the shoes please.

Answer 26

Your answer is guacamole.  I'm sorry.

I love you.

Answer 27

you know d**n well where you are...you're on your lunch hour at the hospital, out in your van with the tinted windows, typing these questions as you lure homeless men in for a free testicular cancer screening.  

Answer 28

a. any mainstream religious church.

b. watching tv.

c. paying your car payment or credit card bill.

Answer 29

you're stuck in a dying nebula...

Answer 30

You're in my dreams and we're riding to Kathmandu on a magickal coin-operated bisexual dinosaur. Why is he bi? Hey, I don't make the rules.

Answer 31

I guess you are giving out bad advice and asking stupid questions.