I don't want to accuse anybody, but I am missing a brand new tube of K-Y. Who do you think took it?

Question

I don't want to accuse anybody, but I am missing a brand new tube of K-Y. Who do you think took it?

Answer 1

Vaseline? Really? Are you serious guys? As in Vaseline petroleum jelly?

Answer 2

I saw you accidentally kick it under the bed last night dear .....

rotflmao .....

hey you   = )

Answer 3

I heard the maid moaning out in the backyard this afternoon - I would check with the gardener....

; )

Answer 4

I think the cat ate it. I saw him l*****g his wiskers. I could swear the box he throw out said K-Y.

I will conduct a DNA analysis and keep you on the loop. In meantime, hang in there I know it seems hard to belive .. but I think that you will survive this one.

Take this one for the team.

Regards,

Cesar

Answer 5

Baby don't you remember?  We used it all last night.

Answer 6

Happy is telling the truth...I can vouch for him

not me.......I too am a Vaseline girl

Answer 7

Joey. I heard the midgets yelping all night, and he seemed sleepy yet pleased earlier today.

Pffft, Vaseline's nothing. K-Y all the way.

Answer 8

*peeping in*

*looking guilty*

*running out*

Answer 9

Papa said he did it so.... hey do u have a extra tube i can borrow?

Answer 10

^

^

^

I think she has it *runs away and hides from Marla*

Answer 11

*looking around suspisciously*...... Look in Marlas room......by the way,you didnt hear that from me....sshh

Answer 12

Wasn't me.Sure you didn't use it all after your rough day?In any case,I'd blame the help.

Answer 13

well it wasn't me....I prefer vaseline

Answer 14

So sorry...I ran out of grape for my pb&j earlier and I was growing desperate....

Answer 15

rule me out. vaseline is better.