I don't want to go to work today?

Question

What really good excuses can I come up with to get out of it? I was going to tell them my girlfriend was going into labor, but I've used that one before. Any fresh ideas?

Answer 1

The best excuse ever is Diarrhea.

Everyone has had it, they know how bad it sucks, you dont need to go to the doctors for it so you wont need a doctors note.

People are usually embarrased about having it, so no one likes to admit it to people... so if you have enough courage to call your boss and tell him you have Diarrhea then there is no way he wont believe you.

Answer 2

Tell them you got the runs, Thats more than anybody will want to know. And its good for a few days or just one.

Answer 3

Dude go the f*ck to work man get over yourself

Answer 4

You don't want a really long drawn out excuse.  Keep it simple.  You are sick.  You have a dentist appointment. Nothing out of the ordinary.

Answer 5

tell them ur friend got evicted and needs help moving into ur place.

Answer 6

Suck it up, be an adult, and go in.  You said you would be a good worker when you interviewed, now prove it.

Answer 7

grandma's dog died and you have to go remove it from her house and bury it

Answer 8

lmao ok ok say.......

an old freind is on drugs and you need to support them o.0 ? idk xD