I don't work and spend £20 a day on beer, is there anyone i can see at social security to get more money?

Question

They said i could apply for a 'crisis loan' but i don't want to pay it back..

Answer 1

You Have to cut down on The beer habit; not good for Your Health, and who will pay for Your future Medical Bills...??

Answer 2

just pinch all their pencils and pens while your there and sell them on ebay in bulk lots

Answer 3

Yes, you can go along to the EMPLOYEMENT officer and they will hook you up with this thing called a JOB where you show up and do stuff for someone else and they give you MONEY!!   Then you can go home and drink beer!  Waster - it's people like you who give people on unemplyment a bad name - and it gets up my nose that I go to work one a day a week and don't get paid so they can give my taxes to some waste of oxygen like you.

Answer 4

Ask for a medical to be certified as an alcoholic.

Answer 5

get a job n everythin wil be good

Answer 6

You're just showing off with that pound symbol so your accent will be impossibly charming.  Good morning Wil.