I don`t feel like going to work today!?

Question

Can you give me any good excuses....i could use...when i phone in

Answer 1

Just say you don't feel well at all, then get on the sofa with a blanket over your knees, put a dvd on and drink tea and eat biscuits.

Answer 2

Say you have skiver's flu. Hopefully it won't be deciphered for the truth: You are feeling like skiving off!!!

Answer 3

i cant believe your laziness im unemployed atm cant find a job and yet you have one and just want to be lazy  

Answer 4

You're sick. That's usually enough reason. Stomach bug, allergy attack... mental health day... :)

Answer 5

You have the runs. Who the right mind would go to work with that.

Answer 6

I agree with the first answer,go on go back to bed and have a duvet day.

Answer 7

why u have the best job in the world u get to bust ur butt to make other ppl rich wow must b wonderful knowing the owner of the company can take a trip or a month long tour of disneyland ppl like u help ppl like myself so get up get dressed pour that coffee and phone work saying u got a bad case of not giving a sh*t or my stomach hurts i ate 3 blocks of sharp chedder cheese im on the great white throne in tears act like ur in pain if u have to pull ur hair after u hang up phone go drive around in the country unless u got enough money for a month-long tour of disneyland

Answer 8

Don't say you have a flu, if someone asked you just tell them that you were stressed and bored and needed some time off. No big deal

Answer 9

In the words of Sarah Silverman:

"Three words. *I. Have. Diarrhea.* You're welcome."

Answer 10

Food Poisoning

Answer 11

food poisoning- should work

Answer 12

Be honest and say that you're not feeling well and you won't be in today. Generally, my boss wouldn't ask me why I was sick if it was just for a day.

Hope this helps

Answer 13

Stomach flu is always a good excuse. It keeps you on the pot all day, thus making you incapable of working, and it's an illness that can potentially be over and done in a day.

Answer 14

just phone in and say your granny died. That way you can take a few days off and get paid normally. Sick I know but effective.

Answer 15

"I ate bad seafood last night and feel terribble, I'll keep you posted on my progress" meaning that tomorrow, you could call in AGAIN if you wanted!