I dont get this sopposeably easy and funny joke!!

Question

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your john teshing beak to the bar you duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

Answer 1

Thats funny!

Answer 2

lol... good one

Answer 3

lolz

Answer 4

got the joke but it wasnt very funny

Answer 5

The joke is that the barman threatens the duck with nailing its beak down. Then he confirms that he doesn't have nails, so the duck is safe and continues to annoy.

Its not that funny, really.  

Answer 6

how do you not get it?

Answer 7

aha the duck tricked barman to admitting that he wasn't going to nail his beak to the  bar because he really didn't have any nails. i don't really find this all that funny...

Answer 8

The barman threatened the duck with nailing his beak to the bar, but then admits he doesn't have any nails.  So, the duck asks again, knowing that the barman can't follow through with his threat.

_/

Answer 9

hahahaha.  

Answer 10

the duck asked the man if he had nails because he told him he would nail his beck shut so he ask him and he said no and he kept asking for bread because he knew he had no nails to hurt him and he's an annoying duck haha ...wow hope you get my answer cause i don't haha