Oh dear, last night I watched Gordon Ramsay's kitchen nightmares on TV and afterwards, I had the strangest dream. Ramsay was visiting me in my kitchen when I was cooking spinach, potatoes and eggs. He stood around and was praising me and told me he could learn so many things just by watching me. And all the time, he called me "my darling". Then, just to please me, he turned into a veggie. Not a vegetarian, a real veggie. It was a large bright green broccoli with a hat. Oh dear. I hope that doesn't mean I'll end up his wife, growing broccoli in the garden, wearing a hat!? This is all very confusing and scary. And it makes me so hungry.
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