Yes, even the mask and even the rainbow too. I wear the mask to job interviews, weddings, funerals, basketball games, strip clubs, children's plays, etc. The mask is simply because i am very ugly. As for the rainbow, i bring a cardboard rainbow with me at all times and carry it. As for clothing however i wear spandex for my booty and a tube top for my stomach. This would not be as much of a problem if i wasnt a morbidly obese 500 lb. gorilla-looking person slathered in crisco. Many parents instruct their kids to stay away. Why?
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