I farted, will that contribute to global warming?

Question

maybe we should stop farting if it does

Answer 1

yes it does

a 9 year long f**t is the power of one nuclear bomb and with nearly 7 billion people living on earth, im pretty sure 9 yearl ong farts in total are occuring every day..

but dont worry about it cuz global warming is a myth :)

Answer 2

Yeah, if it was a big stinker...

Answer 3

A very very very very very very, well you get it, small amount.

But when cows f**t, it contributs much more than when we f**t.

Answer 4

Well if you keep farting the whole world will blow up, for now just use some air freshner up your butt.. lol

Answer 5

Ya

Don't worry, Bush farts more.

Answer 6

Yes you awful person!  You are destroying the ozone layer!

Answer 7

No , i dont think it will contribute to global warming, but maybe lil' AIR pollution to your house only.

If your family members ask why theres a bad smell, Just quickly turn on the fan in high speed.

Answer 8

AHHHHH BECAUSE OF UUU WE ARE GONA DIEEEEE!!!!! DO NOT f**t NEXT TIME HOLD IT !! (i can not belive it, can u?) oh YEAH DOSE IT STTTINNNNK????? (My god, i belive it dose) OH OH HERES COMES THE SONG DUN DUN DUN,DUN DUN DUN,DUN ... DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!! TADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (MY GOD MY GOD MMY GOSH DANG WHAT IS WRONG WITH UUUU DO NOT f**t!!!!!!) eh i don't even want to think about it anymore

Answer 9

YES WERE ALL GUNA DIE!!! just bc you chose to f**t! >=[

Answer 10

mate, thats seriously gonna cost you in carbon credits

Answer 11

If it was a wet one it does, try and let it out slowly so its a dry one, if you dont another millimeter of the poler ice cap will melt

Answer 12

according to a UN study methane(methane is 20 times worse than CO2 as a green house gas) from animal digestion contributes more to global warming than all the automobiles in the world. so I guess the answer is yes.

you also exhale CO2 when you breathe out so try to just inhale from now on.

Answer 13

HOLD IT IN NEXT TIME!!!  I DONT WANT THIS PLANET TO BURN AND EVERYONE TO DIE!!!  

lol

Answer 14

Hahaha. I hope this is a rhetorical question criticizing the man-made global warming hype which is a complete myth. The Earth is warming naturally and people are not affecting it enough to be alarmed.

=]

Answer 15

LMFAO.

hahaa i don't think so. LOL.

Answer 16

ur dumb

Answer 17

It not only contributes to global warming it destroys the ozone layer. Rectal Bung for you matey!

Answer 18

change your pants I can smell you from here...

Answer 19

omg wtf you doomed us all!!!!!!!!! havent you seen the south park episode where everyone starts farting constantly and then its very warm all of a sudden...