I farted HELP ME!!!?

Question

ok i so farted real loud on a strangers face while he was sleeping at the air port and now hes chasing me as u read this. im using my laptop with a 3G network attachmemt thingy if ur wondering. he is currently gaining speed so give me advice!!! i have to let one rip again....but if i do that he will beat me with his size 14 Shaqs!!! help kk thanks

Answer 1

Well.  

Answer 2

You type pretty well for someone running through a crowded airport. Good luck.

Answer 3

loser

Answer 4

if you want to f**t, pretend you sneeze :)

Answer 5

Well, you reap what you sew, OK?

Answer 6

Umm, I think you deserve getting beating with 'size 14 Shaqs'. You should watch where you f**t and think of better questions to post.