I farted and i did a little poo what should i do?

Question

I farted and i did a little poo what should i do?

Answer 1

start using diapers??

Answer 2

bronze it and put it on a silver platter  

Answer 3

Change your pants idiot.

Answer 4

Maybe research some tips on dealing with uncontrollable bowels? And the diapers are a good idea.

Answer 5

I like to add some herbs and spices to my poo and then bake it for around 30 - 40 minutes on low heat adds flavour and is really good for you. Serve it with some quality season vegetables

P.S

Once i did poo in the toilet but it was not as fun as eating it :)

Answer 6

Don't stand near me...

Answer 7

clean your draws!

Answer 8

clean the c**p from ur pants and wipe ur ***. moron

Answer 9

Only a little poo? You're not farting hard enough.

Answer 10

Clean up yourself fool.

Although the "Bruce B. and 1 cup" was funny!

Answer 11

eat it..lol...Bruce B and 1 cup

Answer 12

f**t a little less enthusiastically.

Answer 13

Book yourself into an old people's home.

Answer 14

Pi** yourself and complete the cycle.

Answer 15

nothing...wear your pants that way as punishment

Answer 16

Clear up the mess immediately.