I was at work yesterday, and we were cleaning up after a barbecue thingie. It's on the beach, so there were all kinds of seagulls everywhere. We had a bunch of leftover rolls from dinner, so we started breaking them into pieces and throwing them to the birds. At one point, a girl threw an entire roll, and a seagull swallowed the entire thing without thinking or chewing at all. She started joking about how she should have put a rock in it and that it still would have swallowed it, and how hilarious the concept was.
Then, I found a small pine cone, about an inch and a half wide. Thinking that they wouldn't really eat the whole thing, I stuffed it inside a roll and threw it to the gulls. Then, one of them ate the whole thing.
Is he going to die? I feel really bad about it. :(
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