I feel like a failure. Help?

Question

I sometimes feel like my whole life so far has been a failure, and that there's nothing I can do to turn it around, and I'm the lowest form of life on the planet.

Then I remember I'm a Chris Pronger fan, and it's my destiny to be the biggest douche in the Universe.

Answer 1

"THUD jose theodore"? more like "SNARED THAT SHOT jose theodore". quit making so many accounts just to talk to urself. its not our problem if u got no friends, a family that doesnt like u, and no one to talk to. besides, the avs will walk over ur pathetic blues any day.

Answer 2

Ha! The might of Grant Marshall is too much for you eh? Marshall always knew you are a failure, you will never be like Grant Marshall, or Marshall Mathers, or work at Marshall's or a be a military Marshall. You belong in the NAVY, scrubbing the poopdeck with your tongue. Scrub those floors while you wear medical scrubs and watch the show Scrubs, you scrub! You're a joke Pronger. WHAM

Answer 3

BOOM! Correct!

Maybe watch some Chris Pronger videos, then you could feel better

BOOM! Best answer!

Answer 4

Man, I know how you feel, lucky fo me I reprahzent Georges Laraque. SLAM

I don have to worry bout haterz. SLAM

Answer 5

Wow, how many whams, slams, booms, dooms are we gonna have!

Wow you failed at attempting to act like the real Chris Pronger Boom!

Answer 6

Good for you. The first step is to always admit you have a problem.

Answer 7

Good for you. I think you have reached your goal Clap, clap , clap

Answer 8

good for you I guess.....if you didn't want to fail at life you could become a Wings fan and you'd realize how awesome the team is - take Osgood for instance

Answer 9

That you are. "B-D-U!"

Answer 10

Remember.....your just one notch above every person in jail!

Answer 11

fake account

BOOM

stop trying to use my name for your problems. go run onto the ice during a ducks game so pronger can put you out of your misery.

Answer 12

As long as lawyers breathe you'll always have a lower life form than you on the planet. ;)

Answer 13

Are there two of you Chris Prongers? I guess that's like a double failure, so you're pretty much screwed.

Answer 14

What's the matter Chris, did you knock up another under-18 year old puckbunny?

Answer 15

=(

Answer 16

if u ever want to not be a failure, you can always become a nick lidstrom fan   BOOM

Answer 17

put the past behind you and look towards the future remember to do things with a positive attitude and never put yourself down  everyone makes mistakes and fail in somethings but it does not mean you are a failure in everything you do always do things you know is right  and never to negative advise there is always a positive way to get out of any problem

Answer 18

ohhhh, you never fail to make me chuckle with all the stupid shiiiit that comes from you.

lmfao. now we have georges laraque........ SLAM.

Answer 19

My life is a failure too. Don't feel bad. It could be worse, you could play for the Avalanche. THUD!

Answer 20

You poor pathetic little man. You can crash at my house if you want, as I'm sure you've probably lost your house and job to Pronger. I bet he sued you for everything, didn't he? So sad.

Answer 21

lol, you sound very reasonable....maybe you should take more medication :P

Answer 22

Glad you finally see it through the opinion of everyone else.

EDIT - Emery - Yea, smoke that BONG, more THONG for me to take off.

Answer 23

Chris Pronger BOOM! Just believe in yourself more

Answer 24

Ahahahah that's how I feel, except I'm a Jeremy Shockey fan.  Football, hockey...if you're a douchebag, it's all good.