One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognised as the original absent minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket.
The conductor said, "Take it easy. You'll find it."
When the conductor returned, the professor stil;l couldn't find the ticket.
The conductor recognising the famous scientist said, "I'm sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it."
"You're very kind," the professor said, "but I must find it, otherwise I won't know where to get off!"
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