Chinese Takeaway
A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive Chinese girl. After a night of cavorting, she asks him back to her flat and tells him to help himself to a drink while she slips into something more comfortable. Just as he finishes his drink, the s**y Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee.
"I am your s*x slave!" she purrs "I will do absolutely anything you desire."
The guy can't believe his luck. "Hmm," he says with a wide grin, "I really fancy a 69."
"F off!" replies the girl, "I'm not cooking at this time of night."
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