I founf an alien in my backyard, what should I do???

Question

When i was in my backyard peeing on my favorite bush, i discovered a rainbow alien that spoke russian. I don't know what to do with it. When i try to show it to other people....they don't actually see it

Answer 1

was it george or laura you were peeing on?

Answer 2

Try to put it on ebay.

If they won't touch it ... then at least you can put it on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye3Uv2Xcv...

Answer 3

do u do drugs? cause i think you do

if not... get out a frickin 12 gauge

Answer 4

What you gotta do is pee on your favorite bush, with witnesses...

Answer 5

Send it my way.......it is a relative of my husband.

Answer 6

I think the question should be not what to do with an alien, but why you are peeing in your backyard?

Answer 7

go to a loony house

Answer 8

wtf!

Answer 9

Actually, that is only a dream, or a person that costumes with props and alienic clothings. I will say, that I don't believe in aliens. Aliens do not exist nor exist because they are not true. They are only an imaginary character.

Answer 10

Please call your pharmacist ASAP.  There may be an interaction.  Can you speak Russian anyway??

Answer 11

Wait until the drugs wear off.  By then the alien will have returned home and you'll be safe.

Answer 12

Are you sure it was russian? could have been mexican?

there are many ilegal aliens around.

Answer 13

1. take a picture

2. talk to it

3. give it M&Ms

4. shoot it

Answer 14

Let it phone home.

Answer 15

I don't know what you been smoking, but I suppose you smoked it all.

Answer 16

You have some mental disorder my friend :\