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I gave Oysters to my husband and he turned Blue ?

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I was trying to spice up my s*x life WELL trying to lose my virginity and I made a nice oyster dinner and my sweet husband of one month turned blue.now hes in the emergency room.

what other ways can i spice up our s*x life.

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Married a month, and still a virgin???

Spice it up with a new man with a nice tool :)

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lol how old are you? let me say that you cannot spice up a s*x life that does not exist. if you are a virgin you need to lose that before you can actually have a s*x life. just avoid the oysters. perhaps a nice oil massage to get things started next time.
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You've been married for a month and still haven't had s*x? You shouldn't have to do anything, your husband should be all over you! Are you sure he's not playing for the other team?
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Now try playing Doctor / Patient. lol!
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How old are you? 13. I can wait for school to start.

If this is a real question, you need help seriously. Any man not wanting to get lucky on his wedding night is probably g*y!!!!!
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Vibrating hermit crabs with starfish jelly in his iv.
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Try wild mushrooms
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what s*x life?

a married virgin?

find a new man!!!

or rape your husband!
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lol....I just gave u ingredients in your last question, hopefully it explains a lot....pmsl :)
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Hey I always wanted to make love to a smurf!!!
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just tell him

sorry i wanted spice up our s*x life

no need to really do something special to for s*x life

just emotions will do it

no any external support

lots of love with each other is more than oyester
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you could have saved on the oysters and

used a rope instead, it's more effective

and permanent :)
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i think you should be in the ER with him and not worried about your s*x life on HERE!!!!!!!
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Teresa for you information my name is LULU not Lou Lou and "whats my face?" very gorgeous thank you very much...I'm a close friend of the family mind your business..

meet me at the parking lot beatch...!!!!
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No offence, but that is just hilarious!

So you're married to him, but still haven't lost your viginity? Odd.

Next time I get mad at my girlfriend, I'm going to feed her oysters and see if she turns blue. Thanks for the idea!

Try going to a p**n shop, there will be all kinds of books and toys to spice things up and come up with new ideas.
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you've been married a month and are still a virgin????
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WHAT??? you've been married a month and are still a virgin?  Honey -- this guy has problems, and nothing will spice it up.

Yes - he is highly allergic to oysters or all shellfish.

Try romance.  Soft lights, slow music, his favorite meal, etc.  But I think he is a lost cause!
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your trying to lose your virginity and you cant get your husband interested?

i think your making up stories unless you married a homo.
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Honey you have to have s*x to have a s*x life - just start with the basics - you can worry about spicing it up later.
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Betty, Kev said last night that that was the night for you guys... Maybe you should ask Lulu, she can tell you what he likes, I mean, maybe she can tell you how to spice it up...

EDIT: Sorry LULU, but maybe your a little TOO close to the family if you know what I mean... Poor ol' Betty will be a virgin her whole life while you are drilling her husband!

Doesn't anyone realize the jokes these people are playing? Isn't school in session yet?
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some mags give very affective tips
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Try a s*x toy!
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Somehow I don't believe this, but...you just accidentally poisoned your husband, and now you're asking for more ways to spice up your s*x life. First of all, skip food unless you know about all his allergies. Other than that, you haven't had s*x with him yet so why would you need to spice up your s*x life? Just having s*x at all should be spice enough!
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If you want to spice up your s*x life, and your husband is not interested in s*x with you, you may need to find someone else to help you out...

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I do not think you need to spice up a non-existent s*x life.  You need to first have a s*x life.

It appears that you loving husband is just a buddy to you, your needing a lover.  You need to tell you husband that if he does not fulfill his husbandry deeds, that is a breach of contract and you can have the marriage annulled.

There is something seriously wrong with this question, and if your just looking for a rise out of people, you won.
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You've been married for a month and you still a virgin? OK, first find out what he might be allergic too. Then try oils, candles s**y teddy, but stay away from shell fish.
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Sounds like you have to find another man first.

BTW : I am not available and I dont like oysters.

(I do hope he survives. Oysters dont work by the way)
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Asphyxiation is another way to make him turn blue that is sometimes used as part of s*x.

Whatever floats your boat!

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