I got a little drunk yesterday and rode a 'Pogo Stick' does this mean I'm not a virgin anymore?

Question

I got a little drunk yesterday and rode a 'Pogo Stick' does this mean I'm not a virgin anymore?

Answer 1

Only if you enjoyed it.

Answer 2

LOL.....my Deacon never fails to make me laugh!  

Answer 3

if you do it when your drunk then it didn't count. I was a virgin that way for years.  

Answer 4

It just means you need to go to AA.

Answer 5

Come on mate you haven't been a virgin since you were 6 years old ! and whats a old man like you doing on a pogo stick? you can't stay on the bar stool when  you've had more than 2 beers !

Answer 6

Yes..you are still a virgin....although the pogo stick may feel violated.

Answer 7

This would, of course, depend on how you "rode" the pogo stick and what kind of "pogo stick" you rode.  If you woke up the next day with a big smile on your face, your situation would be suspect.