I got in a car crash.?

Question

And I died. I am in heaven sitting on god's lap. What do you want me to tell him?

Answer 1

I need the winning Mega Million numbers.

Answer 2

I am glad you went to heaven. Tell him that cooter says hi and that I cant wait to meet him some day. Tell him I cant express how grateful I am that he sent Jesus to pay the price for our sins. Tell him I am grateful that he made me exist so I will be able to be at his side for eternity in heaven. You cant tell him anything he he does not already know. Just Thank you, soo mucj for being a forgiving and just god that I know I can count on. <><

Answer 3

You have problems. Does heaven have computers?

Answer 4

shouldn't u b asking this in philosophy?

Answer 5

Thank God.., it was only a Ford

Answer 6

First,  be sure to thank HIM for the wonderful things he provided you,  time on HIS earth,  your family you left behind,  the computer and broadband connection in Heaven,   etc.

Then,  ask HIM why he made you so blonde you couldn't stay in your lane.