I got kicked out of my school for throwing p**p, how do I explain to parents?

Question

I'm in 4th grade, and I had to go to the bathroom, so I went and pooped. Then a bunch of 6th graders who are bullies came in when I was still in the stall and saw my feet and started trying to crawl under my stall door and get in, one big boy tried to push me in the toilet, so I did the first thing that came to my mind, I grabbed my p**p out of the toilet and threw it in his face. I tried to explain to principal but she still thinks it's my fault and the bullies are saying that I grabbed them and shoved them in my stall, put their heads in the tiolet, and pooped on them, and she believes them. I told my teacher and he believes the bullies too. What do I do?

Answer 1

That was the funniest thing I have read in a while

Answer 2

that is the funniest thing ive ever read in a long time... any ways,dont tell them...lol tdk omg my brain hurts

Answer 3

just tell them everything you just said now or print it out and put it in letter form

Answer 4

wow dude sorry to hear about that, just think those kids our gonna be feel bad for life, those jerks deserved it

Answer 5

Well......

Answer 6

I'm sorry that happened to you.  The only advice that I can give to you is to start with, "So here's the thing......"

It makes it easier because it prepares them for something really big.  It's also a much easier way for you to start other than, "I got kicked out of school"

Good luck!

Answer 7

Man that sucks  well guess it there bigger than you, you cant really punch them so i guess it was the most logical thing to do.  You're like a monkey . You didn't smell it before you threw it did you?

Answer 8

hahaha y wud u fling ur poo at them. no sorry this is not funny um tell your parents first i bet they'll belive you. have these bullies done anything like this b4? if they have b4 then you parents will think its a reoccuring thing and wont get mad. if you tell your parents they can make a big stink about it and you wont be kicked out of school the bullies will. thats just sad picking on a kid on the toliet.

Answer 9

This is the funniest thing I have ever heard!  

Answer 10

errrrrwww  

Answer 11

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Answer 12

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if no ones gonna believe you start crying to the principal and if that doesnt work suck it up and buy yourself a candy bar

Answer 13

dont worry tell it to to your parents frankly they will understand and tell them truly and seek thier advice it will really help u

Answer 14

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING U SHOULD SETTLE IN COURT. I FEEL FOR YOU. TELL THE COMPLETE AN HONEST TRUTH. THATS ALL YOU CAN DO. THOSE BOYS HAD NO BUSINESS GOING INTO THE GIRLS BATHROOM YET ALONE INVADING YOUR PERSONAL PRIVACY THAT WAY. HOW AWFUL! THEY DESERVED IT. U WERE DEFENDING YOURSELF.

Answer 15

nice story.....Im kinda surprised a 4th grader knows how to spell all that correctly...Well maybe since your that smart you can get back in skool!!! Plus people probably just dont like you @ skool!!!

Answer 16

this is funny

Answer 17

Do the same to the teacher and principal and tell ur parents that you've had enough of being pusehd around and if you didnt do something, they surely would have.. Lets hope the bullies swallowed some of it to, to teach them a lesson...

Answer 18

okay firstly that made me laugh so hard i couldn't breath

secondly,

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

thirdly, you're screwed

XDD

Answer 19

hahahahahaha  

Answer 20

first off... grow up... why would boys be going into a girls bathroom?  

Answer 21

HAHAAHHAAHHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

That's so fake..

Hint 1= It's summer vacation, no school means you can't get suspended.

Hint 2=Your screen name is Sophie (girls name) but you said you threw it at HIS face.. Boys can't come in girls bathrooms.

Hint 3=The school would call home if you were being suspended, and tell your parents why.

Grow up and stop posting questions like this.

Answer 22

you buddy are my hero!!! i want to meet you soooob bad!!! im 18 and i want to adopt you...dont tell your parants anything, just throw some more p**p on them!! c**p on everyone you hates faces!!!

Answer 23

OH MY GOODNESS

IM SORRY IF IM BEING RUDE BUT

THATS JUST HILARIOUS MAN.

OKAY OKAY-

JUST TELL YOUR PARENTS WHAT YOU REALLY DO

AND MAKE THEM TALK TO THE PRINCIPAL

WOW. YOUR ONLY CHOICE WAS TO THROW POO?

YOU KICK A S S

Answer 24

Tell them you were having a flashback to a previous life and thought you were a monkey...

You poo-pitcher you...

Maybe I'll try this at work the next time a meeting goes badly...hm....

Answer 25

Honestly, I don't think there is much you can do. Unfortunately, it is common for the school's administration to take sides with the majority. The Bullies outnumbered you so they seen as more than one witness making their story more believable. Explain it to your parents the same way you explained it here. Hopefully, because they are your parents, they will believe you. Next time, if you get bullied, don't fight back, ever. Instead, walk away. Good luck to you though. Sorry I couldn't help you.

Answer 26

Reply "How could a 4th grader possibly drag a 6th grader into his/her stall, and then keep him/her down long enough to p**p on him/her?"

Answer 27

tell them the truth, you had to defend yourself and you did it with p**p.

you do what you gotta do,  =)  

Answer 28

well gee. i guess all you can do is tell them the truth.

Answer 29

I think you should say you used self defense and let her find out the rest on  her own.(I feel sorry for you kid)

Answer 30

This is an incredible question... if true....

Tell your parents the truth... as long as it is the truth that will show and you will be fine... but definately tell your parents

Answer 31

Ha ha! tell them what you said here..wow..that was too funny.