I got mono from Tina and they wouldn't let me into Canada....?

Question

I think Tina got the mono from Walshy and I missed MLG Toronto, tell me why I should go on...

Answer 1

If I were you Michael, I would imagine Tina with a more esteemed professional on the MLG circuit. Although Walshy had his heyday in Halo 2, and has done a terrific job of training his new team, he remains a little wormy and geeky. I suggest the Pro Player T Squared as your imaginary love interest for Tina. T Squared is a champion, a team leader, a victor, a champion, and a victor. He frags like a pro on a regular basis, and will treat Tina with the care and consideration she deserves. He will scrimage with her daily, teaching her the hottest new jumps and hiding spots that will have her fraggin like a pro in no time. The jumps may be difficult to master, but she has them down, you'll want to play Team Doubles with her every day of the week.

Michael if you must imagine Tina with another man, I implore you to consider T Squared.

Although Michael, I don't know why Tina would even want to sleep around or exchange diseases/ailments with other (Semi)Pro players. You are a total boss at Halo, and can satisfy all of her button glitch needs--in and out of the game.

Michael, I hope you will make a good decision.

Man up. Take Tina in front of the fireplace, like a gazelle, and show her why you have a reputation for BEASTIN.

OR

Sit back in your futon, and imagine Tina and T squared playing Team Doubles, and fraggin like pros. Imagine t Squared showing Tina the back-smack every night. Imagine Tina as the new member of Str8 Rippin.