I had a really bad day and came home and took it out on my friends bert and ernie soft toys?

Question

i was so angry at my boss and stormed out of work and came home and was full of rage..i was trying not to smash anything expensive like tv ,video,ornaments and the only thing that was in reach was my friends girlfriends bert and ernie soft toys..i basically did every wwf wrestling moves on them and some ufc moves aswell..there all ripped to peices..i feel great!!but now im in trouble ..how do i tell my friend what happend how do it act?

Answer 1

You know I'm going to have to report you to Sesame Street Police don't you?! From memory this isnt the first assault you have made on poor little Bert and Ernie! You seem to have homophobic tendencies!

If I know women...you should be afraid...very very afraid!!

Answer 2

LMFAO

Answer 3

I sure hope you don't have any pets!