I had an accident on purpose in my pants?

Question

I got home from work and had to use the washroom. I was in my room and for some odd reason picked up a doller and said it I flip it and it lands on heads I will go to the bathroom right here in my jeans standing in my room. I flipped it and it landed on heads. I laughed and said to myself best of out of three.

So I flipped it again and it landed on heads. So I said fine I will flip it one last time and if its heads I half to do it because I cannot go back on my word three times. Sure enough it was heads again. So I swallowed , put on hand on the wall and on e on my dresser and pushed flooding my jeans and pooping at the same time. The pee tickled down my legs to my beautiful carpet. I noticed that I still had to go a lot. And it was best not to finish in my bedroom the carpet was already soaked badly!

Answer 1

that was a beautiful story, it touched and inspired me to do the same.....brb ;)

Answer 2

obama is a mack daddy

Answer 3

.... *chirps*

Answer 4

This has got to be BS!!! It was funny though but way too funny and freaking weird to be real.. Nice try..

Answer 5

wow.

*blink blink*

=o

Answer 6

There are people who like wearing diapers and soiling themselves and then having s*x. I dunno why, they just do, so at least you are not alone. Maybe you are attracted to things that are taboo, and since soiling yourself is very taboo, it got you excited. I don't know if you're crazy exactly, but I see a very messy future for you.

Answer 7

Ok so i think you might have what is called OCD... Obsessive Compulsive Disorder... It is something that is very common.. Although i dont know that everyone goes this far with it.... It is something that is very treatable with normal meds... Not crazy people meds... This is something that your family doc can treat!!! OCD is when you tell yourself that you have to do something like turn the light on and off 2 times or touch the door k**b 3 times.. and so on... So playing little head games with yourself.. I do think that this is what you have.. But i would contact your family doc about it!! Ok and on to the sexual part... People have all kinds of weird fetishes!!! Pooping and peeing on yourself is not common but then again it is not uncommon either!! I dont know if you have ever watched "4 girls fingerpaint" or "2 girls 1 cup" but these movies take this to extremes!!! Also many people do what is called " Golden Showers" which is where people pee on eacother!!! Your not weird... Just very kinky :) Good Luck with everything :) I wish you the best!

Answer 8

*Calls Nurse Ratchett*

Answer 9

My eyes! Must... scrub... harder! Eyes... not clean... enough...!

Too much information. Might I suggest going to the bathroom frequently so the next time you soil your pants, you'd have an easier time cleaning it - them - whatever.

Thumbs-downs...?

Answer 10

You know what your saying is crazy, why ask us?

This is totally deranged.

I not sure whether to even believe if your making this up or not; because if you had any sense you wouldn't be asking such an obvious question.

Go to the doctor and ask him to lock you in a mental hospital until your death in your 13th reincarnation after you current life!

Snow Man

Answer 11

you are unhygienic filthy bitc h

Answer 12

Wow. I have the perfect man for you. Go to www.dizzay.com and ask for Narcissist.  Feel free to repeat your story there.

Answer 13

You are a genius.

Answer 14

ur making me want to jack off. lol

Answer 15

Well, you are one different person but if you can live with it so can I. (And the rest of the world) How is your dating life? That might be  a problem. To each his/her own.

Answer 16

Each to their own I s'pose,,,whatever gets you off  !!!!

Answer 17

wow thats crazy..when i saw your question im like go to therapy..when i read your story im thinking you need help i kinda understand but im not saying i will do that you just need help..