I hate this what should i do?

Question

well,my half sisters boyfriends daughter is like 4 years old and says I'm her boyfriend...if she didn't look like a freaking piranha that got its teeth hung in a fisherman's boat it would be alright...my half sister puts her up to say this....it aggravates the living h**l outta me...even my dad and my step mom says shes ugly (in a joking way not 2 be mean)...it gets on my nerves what should i do? it gets me enbaraced cuz everyone makes fun of it

Answer 1

Laugh, go along with it.  Enjoy the joke.  Don't resist.  The handles of resentment you have given people to grab will vanish, and you'll be at ease with the situation.  Also, remember that personality is deeper than looks.  And maybe a day will come when she may not be 'ugly.'  People change, and if you are nice to her, she may be nice to you.  

You don't give your age, but I assume you're much older than four years old, so it's not like she's much of a threat to you.  Pretend to be adult about it, as if you're her protector.

Answer 2

The more you react the more mileage they get out of it.

Play along pretending, and they'll get tired of it.

Answer 3

You're lucky someone admires you, even if it's a child and even if she has bad teeth.  Be a good friend, be kind, have a sense of humor.  She is a person, after all.  It's not a permanent situation.