I have $10 and I'm moving from Earth to Mars, how much does a dozen of eggs cost on Mars?

Question

I have $10 and I'm moving from Earth to Mars, how much does a dozen of eggs cost on Mars?

Answer 1

Because of the scarcity (or total lack thereof) of eggs on Mars, the eggs would have to be shipped from a neighboring producer. (i.e. Earth) The lack of reliable and efficient shipping methods and distributors could mean that your eggs could cost as much as hundreds of billions U.S. Dollars per dozen. You would be paying for the rocket, the fuel, the man hours needed to build, prepare, launch, and maintain it, and the technology needed to create a landing craft gentle enough to not crack your eggs on impact, which would cost billions of dollars to produce. A more viable solution is to import chickens so you have a self-sustaining source of eggs, and a monopoly on Mars. The chickens, like the eggs, must be sent by rocket, and must be intravenously while on board, as they cannot swallow in space due to the lack of gravity. You must be prepared to operate an IV. If ten dollars is all you have, you're out of luck. Prices on Mars can be quite high, and business can be slow. If you have not paid for transportation and accomodations to and on Mars, I discourage your relocation.

Hope everything works out.

Answer 2

the eggs are free but the chickens are 75 feet tall and the eggs weigh 1000 pounds!

Answer 3

Eggs don't cost that much, But the custom space suits for the chickens will wreck ya wallet.

Answer 4

Ahhh....it's a trick question, right?  

There are no chickens on Mars.....

Answer 5

You just felt like wasting 5 points I see.

Answer 6

same price as on earth, but the postage cost will sting ya hard!!

Answer 7

go see wall-e I bet they will tell you