I have 66 dears in my living room, would it be ok just to shoot them, p.s. does anyone what some venison?

Question

I have 66 dears in my living room, would it be ok just to shoot them, p.s. does anyone what some venison?

Answer 1

Only shoot 1, this will feed your kids for a whole week.

Answer 2

You can't shoot dears but you can shoot deer.

Answer 3

66 dears??? The plural for deer, is DEER! Not deers or even deArs. If they are in your living room, I would assume they would already be dead, so what is the point in shooting them? Unless your living in the middle of the woods and the trees are your living room. If that's the case, then you have way more to worry about then 66 deer in your living room. And yes...I love venison, but I think I'll get it from some other source then from your living room.

Answer 4

Are they old dears? Perhaps a pensioners club is in your living room? You cant shoot dears, it's just no allowed, god d**n pesky laws. Pity it wasn't a deer as then you could reenact Bambi

Answer 5

ill have i nice steak :)

Answer 6

Sir Alan I would enjoy some Venison.  Leave the dears and cook me some Deer,

Answer 7

ha,lol,thats proper funny,i dont want anything thanks,what do you live in a barn,

Answer 8

sorry but ti,s out of season and you can,t shoot them

you will get in trouble

Answer 9

Sure , i what sum venson ta eats wit mah dears. Funy cuz i fed my deer, dear!!

hu hu hu

Answer 10

I've never had venison so i'll try some.

Answer 11

Are they old dears? Take them down the bingo. Euthanasia is still illegal here Sir Sugar lips.

EDit: Tyler Durden: How dare you steal my answer. Did you give me thumbs down too? I'll come round your gaff and give you a clip round your imaginary head you cheeky monkey.

Answer 12

i would check your spelling dear

:P

Answer 13

I've felt that way at a family reunion, too, but for legal purposes, the only way to shoot them without getting into trouble is with a camera.

Answer 14

check with the department of game it may be probably is and yes deer meat is awesome.