I have 7 bottles of Single Malt Scotch with a combined age over 200. I can't drink anymore. How to dispose?

Question

One unopened. I'm thinking of doing a seminar.

Answer 1

Send them my way, kind Sir!  I'll guard them with Grace's life...

Answer 2

What ungentlemanly boasting. I'm not jealous in any shape or form...I've a lovely bottle of Tesco Soave in the fridge...ahem..sigh...sob...

Answer 3

Chin chin!

EDIT: we can still chin; we chin with Scotch, you chin with soft.

Answer 4

You have a couple of options.

One is to throw a party or tasting seminar, but my experience is that unless you know people who are interested in whisky tasting, you will end up with a bunch of binge drinkers taking advantage of free liquor.  It may bother you to see such fine scotch so disposed of, though.

Another thing you can do is give them away to a whisky afficionado.  If you don't know any in your area, and sometimes they are few and far between, you can find some on Yahoo! Answers, Yahoo! Groups, or Craigslist.  

You can sell the unopened bottle pretty easily if you want to (eBay allows that sort of thing as 'grey-area' sales, maybe look into it), but unless it's something like 50yo Macallan I don't think you'd stand to make much money--we're talking pennies on the dollar or pound here.

If all else fails, you can send them to me and I'll see they get a decent burial.  Drop me a line, I'll even pay shipping.

Answer 5

Simple, TD, have a party!

Or, you could probably make some $$$ selling it.

Answer 6

I hear of a tribe of lost ex-pats in Papaua New Guinea who are dying of thirst.

Come on...in your heart you know it's the right thing to do TD

Answer 7

TD proposes

Yahoo disposes.

Answer 8

Hmmmm....Remember that pink stain?

I know E&J brandy takes laquer off of a painted (red, no less) basement floor.

(No, I did not drop it.)