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I have a 27 year old friend who is still a virgin!

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He's been married for over a months, could it be he has performance issues?

His wife feeds him raw oysters, cooked oysters, oyster juice, ground up oysters daily!!! But it's not happening, what could be the problem??

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the problem is he's allergic to the oysters he turned blue.
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make him watch 40 year old virgin and try to scare him a little xD
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Eating raw slime might the freaking problem.

Oysters = raw slime

*cries for him*
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It could be that he does have performance issues. Anxiety about that whole situation can have a huge impact on any ability to perform, even get an erection period. The whole oyster thing doesn't have a whole lot of merit to it either. He should spend time with himself first, finding out what he does and doesn't like and get comfortable with his own self before introducing a partner. If all else fails, he may need to seek professional help from a relationship counselor to make sure there's no underlying issues with his marriage partner that could be preventing him from performing.
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He's obviously not Scottish or that kilt would be looking like a tent after all that oyster. :)
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i think he suffers from brewers droop,

it never points in the right direction, it's

always looking at the floor, maybe he could

put a splint on it to keep it straight.
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maybe he's just scared because he's never done it before. if you know of another guy who isnt afraid to wave his junk around in front of other people let him see it and size up with him mentally obviously if you know what i mean. if he doesnt want to do it after sizing up he's either small or homosexual and afraid to come out of the closet

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um well I dunno Snizz he seems perfectly fine to me...well you know by looking at him.
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Stay away from the oysters!
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lol maybe he just needs a couple of pints of beer to get him going, he might be nervous.......lol
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ummmm....that's something that he needs to talk to his doctor about....

that's def. not normal for a guy though.
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Yes Betty. That's why my hair has turned blue, from all those oysters you keep feeding me! I scrub, and scrub, and even tried to dye it but it's permanent now... <sigh>

No need for aphrodisiacs tonight Betty, I'm ready to go....
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he's sick of oysters?

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I am 28 and virgin, but not married yet.
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You have to realize that some people are not comfortable having s*x.
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Is this 27 yr old friend U? Why would she be telling you all this stuff anyway? he may be doing a lot more than you think. She could have some hang ups of her own for that matter. Now could you sit in on one of there moments and see if the really do get it on or not maybe you could offer a hand or he is looking for a threesome or something. Give us a break OK.
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It's gonna be the best minute he's ever had.
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What are the oysters supposed to do? Lmfao

anyways

Maybe he's nervous and embarrassed

Maybe he has a small p***s

He could have personal problems

Talk to him about it
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His problem is what is called protein deficiency and it can be cured easily.
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I'm guessing he married her for appearances but bats for the other team. Most virgins don't have erectile dysfunction issues.
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Wash your ears out Snizz

Virgo! he said Virgo
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