I have a Drug problem?

Question

Hi there. I smoke weed /drink beer and pop an E at the same time. Is there any long term damage from doing this?

Answer 1

Weed is not going to kill you as long as it's not laced with something, but you are still inhaling smoke into your lungs that will do damage, but that damage could take years before it shows up.  Next, how much beer are we talking?  One or two on the weekend or several a day?  Assuming that you don't get stopped and have to serve time in jail for drunk driving, it also could take you years to ruin your liver or kidneys.  But that's ok, you can go on dialysis. The survival rate has increased so you could take dialysis for years.  Ecstasy carries it's own problems. It's uncommon to find pure Ecstasy tablets "on the street".  The big question, what did the dealer use to "step on" the drug? Probably something handy and cheap (and I'll bet it wasn't made for human consumption).  If you're lucky you'll only have a small stroke and fry your brain cells.  It's sad, but at least your parents and friends can come visit your comatose body. Might want to consider a "Living Will" or leave instructions on how long you want to be kept alive on life support.  

Ok, so what have we learned?  Smoking pot leads to lung damage.  Drinking leads to liver and kidney failure and using Ecstasy leads to heart and brain damage.   Maybe you should go and have your name entered in the organ transplant database, that way when you do damage one of your major organs you might not have to wait so long for a transplant.  Other things to consider, the average funeral cost $10,000, so life insurance wouldn't be a bad idea, but  you will have to cut back on your usage of drugs and alcohol, as most life policies won't pay out until they are at least two years old.  Well there you go, everything is taken care of and well planned out.    So where's the party tonight?  Oh, and can you email me your name, address, birth date and social security number.  I want to take out a life policy on you also.  The odds of you killing yourself by using drugs and alcohol is better than the odds of hitting the lottery.   Party On Dude!

Answer 2

Yes, Go down to the hardware store, find the biggest shovel you can and, start digging a 8' X 4' X 6' hole in the ground.  Because, You definitely are trying to get down in the hole, in record time.

Answer 3

thats not a drug problem thats a solution!