I have a beard. How would you convince me to remove it?

Question

Bare in mind that I'm never going to. :-P

Answer 1

I wouldn't,i'd wait till you were in a deep sleep & smother ur face with immac!

Answer 2

Its your face you can grow what you want on it :)

Answer 3

I'd tell you that Freddie Mercury used to call them 'Cockdusters'.

Answer 4

george michael dogging

Answer 5

Plant a Bee's nest in it.

Then you'd shave the bum fluff off your face!  

Answer 6

watch the friends episode: the one with the yeti                                  look in the mirror that is what u look like

Answer 7

many women despise beards because of any or all of the following reasons:

They think beards are grown in order to hide weak and ugly chins

They think the owner of the beard is too lazy to shave

They think the owner of the beard is too dirty to wash

Most bearded men have inferiority complexes

Beards make men look much older than they look without them.

Beards make men look seedy  -  after all, all tramps and derelicts have beards.

White beards on aging men just look pathetic.

Many women hate the thought of being kissed by a man with a face covered in fungus

Answer 8

A beard eh?

Ok - if you don't shave it off promptly I will broadcast to everyone the content of those dodgy files/photos you have...

Yes - THOSE files/photos

¬_¬

Answer 9

i had a ponytail that i never thought i'd cut off, so never say never

Answer 10

I wouldn't.

What's wrong with a bit of tickle?

Though I would probably try to convince you to convert it to a handlebar, mexican bandito stylee. Then we could wear sombreros. And say "eh, 'ombre!" in gruff voices, drink tequila and get ourselves run out of town.

Free this weekend?

Answer 11

there are little bugs living in it!!...but u dont know it!...gasp

Answer 12

Probably tell you that you can see things moving around in there.

Answer 13

I do not want to be the woman that gets pleasured by you... I can do without the rash!!!!  

Answer 14

People will think you're Taliban

Answer 15

Give you some of my special treatment ;)  

Answer 16

Well, if you are single i would tell you that less girls like beards, mainly because they are itchy and sometimes painful to be up close to, so you may well lose out on kissing (if you already have a woman then obviously she is a fan of them and i bow down to her).

I would also say that owning a beard can be unfortunate in social eating out situations, you are more likely to entrap a morsel of food in your facial strands than a nude chinned man would be...

On the plus side some people say having a beard makes you look more distinguished, older, wiser etc.

Answer 17

Why would I want to .... now come give me a tickle big boy! ...

Answer 18

Maybe you'd remove it if someone sponsored you for your favourite charity.

Answer 19

Look in the mirror when you're eating a banana!

;-)

Answer 20

u will be mistaken with Osama bin ladin and get kidnapped by da CIA , get poked  in da eye and torture u to death...:)

hope it convince ya!