I have a broken heart, please cure me?

Question

I have a broken heart, please cure me?

Answer 1

Time is the only cure...

Answer 2

Sorry, but your name is <3, it should be </3!

A few blonde jokes,

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

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Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

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Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

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Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?

A: Because she got an "F" in s*x.

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A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".

After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.

AND! I think you might wanna know I had a broken heart too, but it went away. Ohhh, you should get a celebrity crush so you don't get a broken heart!

Matt Thiessen   -- He's a cutie

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