I have a crush on Sarah Palin! What's the best pickup line to use?

Question

I have a crush on Sarah Palin! What's the best pickup line to use?

Answer 1

Vote Obama '08!!!!!

Answer 2

Hey baby, how about you and me go out and shoot a polar bear, then use the land it once lived on to drill for oil, which we can use to finally end this energy crisis. Then we can turn up the heat as we use that oil as well as the pages of a "pro-evolution" science book to torch abortion clinics all to the tune of a Toby Keith song.

That'll get you to at least 2nd base.

Answer 3

"Let's lose your husband and have jungle like s*x"

Answer 4

I know you are married, have 3 kids (one of which is knocked up) and you are the govener of a state no-one cares about, but you wanna go out?

Answer 5

"Hey Baby....Can I Crush You?"

Answer 6

"I like hunting moose and abstinence-only s*x education"?

Answer 7

I was just thinking about asking a question; If any Liberal men had a crush on Sarah Palin...but since you asked this...

If you ever get to meet her personally, just tell her how you respect her, shake her hand as a gentleman would, and keep dreaming, or meet a woman you have a chance with...Sarah Palin is happily married, and loves her husband. She has honor.

Answer 8

Don't worry about it.  Just make sure you're wearing the right cologne.

Any cologne that smells like DEET fits in well with Alaskans.  Colognes with a some kind of fish scent (especially salmon cologne) are acceptable alternatives.

Answer 9

Want to smoke some weed?

Answer 10

" I am retarded and need a place in an asylum"

Answer 11

Is that a gun in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?

Answer 12

just be yourself..

Answer 13

"have any grandkids lately?".

Answer 14

"Hey...you wanna be my vice president"

Answer 15

I use a 458 Winchester! What's yours?

Answer 16

can i take a toxic dump on your face?

Answer 17

I'm hot for stretch marks.You're my kind of woman.

Answer 18

Ask for her mooseburger recipe.

Answer 19

tell her you want to give all of her daughters a baby to raise and she'll go for you in a heartbeat

Answer 20

hey baby - I'm into secession also.

plus, I don't even know what Indivisible means.

Answer 21

YOU LOOK MORE LIKE OBUMAS TYPE! BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 22

i love PLAIN to she is a MILF

Answer 23

I want you to blow my mind and work your way down!

Answer 24

She is way out of your league, sexist.

Answer 25

hey baby - whats your drilling position?

Answer 26

I got a Dodge Ram,baby!....great pick-up

Answer 27

' Hey Im just as Hipocritical as you are! Lets go kill some wolves'

Answer 28

I think anything with the word "Cool" in it will work..............she seems to really like to use that word in her interviews a lot.

Answer 29

"Hey baby, let's go to h**l!"