I have a dog who is almost 17 years old. Can you explain this? RANDOM question!?

Question

This morning I took my little boy to the bus stop and his dishes from breakfast were left on the table by the tv. Well, when I got back 10 minutes later, his plate was face down on the floor and there were 2 little "turds" (poops) in the middle of the rectangular table. Did my dog get up on the table and l**k the plate and poo? She is 17 and getting on the table would be crazy for her. Did she fling the p**p on the table?? I am absolutely baffled. Any suggestions?

Answer 1

Dogs can do amazing things when they're motivated by food. Maybe she got excited about the table scraps and jumped up there, but then when she jumped it hurt her joints so bad she pooped. I've never in my life seen a dog fling p**p, and I can't imagine why she would do that. I bet that she jumped or climbed, but we'll never really know. It'll be her little secret.   :)

Answer 2

For one, a 17 year old dog is rare. I honestly can only agree with the first reply that is really funny tho. :)