I have a feeling that my new babby is going to be far superior to the children I already have?

Question

If, in fact, it is... then what do I do with the two less than adequate young humans who I will no longer be referring to as blood relatives?

Answer 1

wowwww... are you serious?

Answer 2

wow ur a r****d..... :)

Answer 3

Lay off the drugs women there not doing you any good but messing up your speech and mind!!

Answer 4

Give them to the carnies!!!!

Answer 5

Send them to me. My daughter needs some new lifelike dolls to play with. The fake ones bore her. Your kids will probably bore her eventually as well. But perhaps the duration of her fascination can be increased, plus she may be less likely to pull the arms and legs off your kids. When she's done with them, I'll give them to the orphanage, or send them out on long hunts with the menfolk before they're ready for such things. Then they'll get eaten by bears or wolves, or taken by another tribe. I look forward to doing the deal.

Answer 6

can the other two break dance? if so i will take them off your hands  

Answer 7

New babby has to eat, right? Get a big freezer and a bone saw.

Answer 8

If you no longer want the children, just let them crawl back up in there.

Answer 9

I can use them in my midget rodeo as performers, they will have to travel of course and be able to ride pygmy goats. Will that work for you?

Answer 10

I'm not trying to tell you how to live but that is wrong!! your telling me that you already have two kids that you gave birth to and you have another one and you think its better!! Now just because you think that one is better your not gonna refer to the others as blood relative!!!!! wether you know it or not the other (not as good:( kids look up to you probably, and your just gonna blow them off like that!!! OH MY GOSH!!! You are sick for doing that!!!

Answer 11

put them to work for you and your new superior babby...don't count them out yet, you'd be amazed at the work ethic you can spring forth with competition for your love and affection..

<< no longer has a sense of humor and finds nothing funny about this question or my answer.

troll

Answer 12

This is obviously meant to be funny....

Answer 13

I'm not here to judge you.  Actually, yes, I am.  I find you guilty of being fertile, and in possession of a human babby.  How do you plead to these charges?

Answer 14

(Suddenly a slow procession of Vulcans comes meandering down your front walkway, and it is only then...that you realize...

...that "I", 2nd Cousin removed from Spock, hereby known as "Pocko De Spocko," am the true...

"Half-Breed Vulcan/Human Father of Your Child!"

(Several weird Vulcany gongs, and then the tormented entrance of a deranged elderly Doctor...)

Answer 15

I don't think that any real parent would say this, so I have to say you are a troll.

Answer 16

Make the 2 of them fight to the death, but first, promise them that the winner will receive all of your love and affection.  After the fight, call the police and inform them about the murder.  Ta-da!

Answer 17

If the feeling of superiority is because of frequent heartburn, I heard that just means the babby will be hairy.  Its possible since its mother is a troll and all......

Answer 18

I have no idea what a "babby" is

Answer 19

do you have any "slower" relatives you could convince to have them come "visit"?

Answer 20

Hmm I don't know but maybe the new superior babby can help you out with some spelling!?