I have a fight in 1 week heeelp?

Question

Im gonna fight a guy taller and mure muscular than me.He is a good boxer.Ive trained tae kwon do 5 years ago but I dont remember anything.Im telling ya this guy wont stop till beats the c**p out of me,so I have to give my beast to beat it out of him.Quickly tell me how should I prepare,I have 1 week.Where do I kick him?If I kick his kneecap,will that break it?Please give me tips or I'm dead.And NO theres no way I can back out,sorry,so no answers that tell me to back down.

Answer 1

Kick him in the balls.

Answer 2

kick him in the nuts and throat, bite him, dive your body on him to get him on the floor, buy a hitman and have him taken out before the fight, or just take it and try your best

Answer 3

1 week is a lot of time, by that time u can write a deed that i own everything u have. Also u can pick a sight for your grave. And o yes best of luck, & hope u have a nice car.

Answer 4

YOU MY FRIEND are going to get ****** up.

Answer 5

Tell someone of authority of this person that want to fight. Grow up. Don't even think about fighting or taking advice from someone on here on how to fight. You are not prepare to fight nor do you have the training to defend yourself.

Be smart and avoid fights.

Answer 6

dude. you are an idiot.

just because you need to defend your "manhood?"

men and there fricken fighting. my I ask what its about? nothing, just feel like beating the c**p out of a stranger today?

*cough*getagirl*coughcough*

Answer 7

Erm.. Jump the guy when he is unaware and beat him totally unconcious and break them

Make sure they are not "made"

. Reach for anything that could help.

E.g. If ur in the library; reach for the nearest thick bible and WHAM!

also works with glass; steel rulers, chairs, handphones, staplers.

Dirty fighting:

1. Eye pokes.

2. Ball punches/knee groins

3. learn some countermoves.

4. WEar breast-plate =)  

Answer 8

Ok you are an idiot You don't need to fight but.... here are some tips:

1.don't hold back!!!!!

2. no mercy

3. avoid blows and land your own

4.punch the nose this will temporarily blind him

5.the ribs to drive the air out of him

6.try to sweep the leg to make him fall

7.it's all about hurting him more than he hurts you.

8. honor means nothing-hit where it hurts (eyes groin nose pull hair)

9. for kneecap when you kick lean all your weight as you kick so it follows through!!!!!!

10.descresion is the better part of valor

meaning if you have to RUN!!!

Answer 9

NOOO!!!!

please let it go..!!!

Answer 10

Learn to kick the front leg and take him to the ground. Get on top him and drop down some nasty elbows. Go watch some early UFC videos you should be OK.

Answer 11

learn the muay thai lowkick and practice on a bag see (youtube) thats your shin hitting his leg as hard as you can, failing that run at him grab his legs pulling them toward you whilst pushing your shoulder into his waist keep pushing forward (and hope he doest know how to sprawl). hopefully this will take him to the floor, where boxers are unaccustom, and you will have more of a chance, ground and pound until your seperated or he gets up and beats you to death

Answer 12

Why you want to fight? For glory? For women? And you`re not confident to do so.

Boxing and Tae Kwon Do are totally not the same style of fighting. But now you`re not in a boxing ring or Tae Kwon Do competittion. What rules and regulations do you follow.

You have to remember one thing while you apply your kick, calculate very carefully. It must be very effective. Don`t you kick and you can not stand probably and fallen down.

Of course, it`s not good to fight. But once you fight and must win.