I have a jetski of my own. Just yesterday, some idiot's underwear got sucked into the engine. What to do now?

Question

it wouldn't start properly now, and alot of smoke seems to be coming out. Can bearly see the pair sticking out in the nozzle but it's entngled somewhere in there for it's impossible to pull out...bloody pair of calvins...what can i do now?

Answer 1

you're going to have to take it apart to get them out.  otherwise, you're not going to have a shot.  either that or take it to a watercraft mechanic.

Answer 2

HAHA!! Sorry to laugh, but that truly has to suck. I guess you need to take it apart to get it out.

Answer 3

Disconnect the intake manifold, and work them out.

Answer 4

you started with the underwear now continue with socks  shoes a nice t shirt and a hat...may be some sun glasses too..the matter of the fact is to establish who was more idiot....the guy who lost his underwear or you who went to suck them into your new engine....next time ride it into a swimming pool  dude   ahahahaha

Answer 5

lol...I would take it to a mechanic....he will prolly take it apart and get it out

Answer 6

sell it back to a company that repairs these things and at least get some money to buy a new one

Answer 7

Call your insurance company.  It is probably covered.

Answer 8

Sell it.

Answer 9

ha-ha-ha... FAKE

the engine of a jetski can't get cloged with anything. the motor is under the seat of the jetski and the impeller is towards the end.  The impeller would just rip apart the underpants.. it wouldnt make the engine smoke.

I feel sorry for you to think that this is believeable....but i feel even worse for everyone below me who actually believed this story. omg.

Answer 10

Buy yourself a new pair-ski!!

Answer 11

Give the idiot a towel!

Answer 12

BUY HIM A NEW PAIR OF COURSE

Answer 13

i bet the "idiot"'s underwear is more expensive that your g*y jetski..