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Question

Ok! here is my question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

If it is sunday, and you are floating down the river on an upside down canoe in england, And the grey dog is in the blue dog house, But 2 plus 2 equals 5 ( very large amounts of 2!) what is the circumference of a squirrel's head?

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Ah trick question!!

First you cant float in an upside down canoe...they are made to flip back over, and though the grey dog is in the blue house, you failed to mention the dog isn't actually a dog at all. And everybody knows 2 plus 2 is not 5 its 6...lastly depending on the type of  squirrel, sizes vary

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Obviously, 9 and a half inches. Duh!

Answer 5

You need to lay off what ever you're smoking.

Answer 6

Purple fishpants dogpatch banana sack

Answer 7

I don't get it.