I have a old long hard thick piece of wood sittin in my backyard and i cant pick it up? how do i get rid of it

Question

I need help im an older guy and i have a HUGE long hard thick piece of wood sittin in my backyard that i cannot lift can someone tell me how to make this log lighter? thanx

Answer 1

They make chemicals that make tree stumps decompose faster. You might be able to use that.

If you can control the fire, I'd burn it.

Answer 2

Set it on fire.

Answer 3

A chainsaw should do the trick, find a mate with one, give him a beer & the jobs done!

Answer 4

Pull on it for awhile, it should get smaller!

Go away perv!

Answer 5

Cut it up and then burn it.