I have a piece of sh*t stuck in my as* and it wont come out. What should I do?

Question

well..i keep pushing but it wont come out. and i think it would be kind of gross to stick my finger up there to dig it out.

this is serious.

Answer 1

use a plunger.

Answer 2

have your dog l**k it out

Answer 3

LOL.

Answer 4

just shove a finger up there, and tell everyone else it came out on its own

Answer 5

drink prume juice to p**p that out of your as*. or to use a toilet paper roll and get it wet and wipe it out.

Answer 6

USE A  DANG PLUNGER. AND IF THAT DONT WORK, STICK YOUR FINGER UP THERE A FEW TIMES. THEN IF THAT DONT WORK HAVE YOUR DOCTOR CUT IT OFF! OR GET IT OUT SOME HOW. ADN WHY YOU ARE DOING THE ABOVE EAT A BANNANA OR SOME APPLES, AND DRINK SOME CHOCOLATE MILK ALSO WITH THE BANNANAS OR APPLES!

Answer 7

a banana and a glass of water.

no joke, it'll work.

Answer 8

ah, go to the ER!!

Answer 9

e***a sudsy water tepid to warm  20 min. on left side.

Answer 10

This is when you find out who your friends really are, you must ask them for help.

Answer 11

sounds like a problem that you need to work out with a pencil..