I have a problem. I NEED HELP!!?

Question

There is a weird purpley yellow groth growing from sixth finger on my middle hand.........what should i do? i'm not allowed in the hospital because i'm allergic to all types of medicine and most types of blood. doctors also scare me. i hav fear aggression around them. almost as bad as a little dog does around a big dog. i also have a fear of white. everytime i see a white object, the fur on my hunch back goes up. Im in desprate need of help. i live alone in the middle of the ocean. i barely get internet service out here so hurry please!

Answer 1

if i were you i would cut urself with whatever u r using to communicate then put the blood in the ocean so that it attracks sharks then when the sharks come stick ur middle hand into the water and they will bite it off also when the sharks leave put ur middle hand into the water and the salt will clean the wound to get rid of ur fear go under wa ter and go down as deep as u can swim till ur ears hurt or pop then let urself float back up and u will no longer be afraid of things. to get internet service take a star fish attatch it to ur internet device then grab some seaweed wrap it around the starfish then grab a dead jellyfish and squirt the liquid onto the seaweed starfish.  

Answer 2

XD!