I have a problem with farting?

Question

I'm an worried, I keep farting and they really smell, i cant take it much longer been going on for 3 weeks and the misses has moved out because of it, Wat is wrong with me!

Answer 1

has a c**k been up there in the past 3 weeks?

maybe you werent use to it and it was painful!

just my guess!  

Answer 2

ur probably eating stuff that'll make u f**t.

u little stinker!

Answer 3

oh stop it grandpa

Answer 4

stop eating those veggies!

Answer 5

On average, a person produces about half a litre of flatulence gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily flatulence. Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical flatulence count. You might try this as a science fair project: Keep a journal of everything you eat and a count of your flatulence. You might make a note of the potency of their odor as well. See if you can discover a relationship between what you eat, how much you flatulate, and how much they smell.

It really is dependent on what you eat. If you eat a lot of sugar, the body breaks down that sugar and it produces more gas. Carbonation, fiber (oatmeal, etc.), fresh fruits and vegetables, beans, etc. You may want to try some Beano (available most anywhere) to help break down the gas.

Answer 6

Ooo, I would go to the doctor or have medication.  This could be a sign of colon cancer.

Answer 7

Go to the docs he may be able to find out whats wrong or it may be your diet

Answer 8

You smell of poo!

Change your Diet asap!

Answer 9

stop eatin stuff thats high in sulphur like eggs and red meat  

Answer 10

stinker

Answer 11

Check with a GI (gastroenterologist).

Answer 12

it could be Flatulence or IBS

Answer 13

uh. ew..

go to the doctor. change your diet. i know that meat contributes to stinky farts. eat veggies and non-processed foods.  

Answer 14

My Aunt always told me "Its better to let it out and bare the shame than to hold it in and bare the pain."

Answer 15

Have you tried beano? I hear it's very good for this. And your wife needs to grow up!!!

Answer 16

Love,

Stop Eating Those Curries ;)

Answer 17

You got some serious gas problem here and need to take some gas x here!If this don't help you need to see a Doctor

Answer 18

you're  farts smell,,, that's whats wrong with you

Answer 19

Put a cork in your butt.

Answer 20

Could be IBS, or your diet may be all screwy. Change some of your eating habits and see the doc.

Have a nice day :)

Answer 21

call your doctor