I have a question about solicitors. i want to scare them. help please.?

Question

Four solicitors are coming around our neighbor and in about 20 minutes, they will be coming to my house. Well I am a teenage girl and homealone for the moment. When they come around I want to scare them (without opening the door) so ya i want to scare them behind the door and/or make them remember my house. Lol. I hope you understand what I mean. Please help and quickly!!! -Court

Answer 1

Stake lots of huge beware of dog signs in your yard.

Answer 2

Since you are a teenage girl, my suggestion to you is simple, don't answer the door under any circumstances.  If you have enough time, print out a poster from your computer that reads, "NO SOLICITATION ALLOWED"  POLICE TAKE NOTICE and post it on your door.

Answer 3

moan really loud then yell ram me harder daddy

Answer 4

My husband goes to the door with a gun and a playboy in his hands.  It works great for the religious nuts.

Answer 5

I sincerely hope none of you ever need any help from anyone. If you don't want to help dn't but why be mean when someone is trying to do something to help somebody.

Answer 6

blast music.

or moan

loudly

Answer 7

Why don't you just pring up a "No Soliciting" sign and post it on your door, or better yet on the path to your door. It's a legal document and you can possibly prosecute them for violating it once you have it up.