I have a serious question, please answer!

Question

When I got up, I could hear the ever so pleasant voice of the raindrops outside my window. Suddenly I had this sudden urge to take a dump. As soon as I sat down on the toilet, I noticed there was this huge cockroach in there. I said to myself "Oh well" and began to let the big boy out, but then I had a guilty conscious, but when I looked back down it was GONE! and I had a tingly feeling in my butt before looking back down. DID IT CRAWL UP IN MY BUTT!? DO I HAVE A BLATTA ORIENTALIS UP MY SCHNOO SCHNOO!?

Seriously, need help on how to get it out. lol

Answer 1

hahahhah eeww. i cant believe you would just leave the cockroach in the toilet while you do it.   um .. go to the doctors? i doubt it actually went in there

Answer 2

Cockroaches are a sign of filthiness,i advise you to clean up!

Answer 3

yeah right you liar. a cockraoch up ur butt? get real

Answer 4

the cockroach is going to eat his way to your testicles and chew them off.  

Answer 5

im sorry but i laughed aloud when i read this.

it's dead. you dropped a bomb on it! the tingly feeling is just relief!

Answer 6

Ewww !

but serious i would like go and get checked out. just incase. eventhough i doubt this is serious.  

Answer 7

Yes, and soon, an alien that is growing in your belly will pop out and eat you! Also there is the possibility that the cockroach will lay eggs. Beware.

Answer 8

HAHA!

you have a cockroach in your butt!

go seek help, NOW.